Valentine Rules

Undoubtedly, Paris' teacher covered the rules of classroom Valentine exchange: about how you need to be equitable with everyone in the class, and not give just one person something special or neglect to give something to someone. Well, this is how Paris' brain works: He wants to sign his Valentine to a *special* girl "Your Secret Admirer". He really wants to do this. So, to be fair with everyone, he decides to sign "Your Secret Admirer" on all 24 Valentines. Of course, Paris, who hates to write, gets tired of writing this on every single card, but now he is stuck. He can't sign something else because then they wouldn't all be the same. So he remedies this conundrum by crossing out all the "Your Secret Admirer"s and and then colors in the entire block where you're supposed to put your name. So now 24 kids are going to get a Valentine From: red box. Whatever. They are done and in the bag.